These 100 funny Halloween wishes and Halloween captions are perfect for decorating letter boards, chalkboards, and invitations for your Halloween party! They also make for funny Halloween sayings for cards or witty Halloween memes.
These Halloween party sayings can set the whole theme for your party. Choose the perfect Halloween slogans for the mood you want to set for your party.
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More Holiday and Seasonal Letter Board Sayings
It should come as no surprise that I would write a post on Halloween sayings and phrases given my other quotes posts:
All are popular posts on this blog, and I have so much fun putting these posts together! Over the years, I have seen lots of Halloween sayings and phrases online and in stores on merchandise. I have added many of the popular Halloween captions I have seen to this post. However, I decided to put some new funny Halloween sayings together myself. And I had a blast!! I just couldn’t stop. So my original intentions of putting together 30 or so Halloween slogans turned into 100 quotes!
You can find holiday decor with Halloween phrases just about anywhere these days – from Hobby Lobby to Target to Home Goods to Walmart to Dollar General to Dollar Tree, there is no shortage of Halloween decor!
Before we get to my list of Halloween quotes, I must show you this darling coffin letter board.
Just picture this bad boy loaded down with some of these funny Halloween sayings. It’s an Amazon Choice recommendation which scores it higher in my record book.
Halloween Party Quotes
These happy Halloween quotes make the perfect Halloween party quotes for letter boards or chalkboard signs.
Have a fang-tastic time!
Come in for a spell
If you’ve got it, haunt it.
Faboolous friends
An evening of kooks and spooks
Have a ghoul time!
Can’t wait to hang with our fang gang!
Have a smashing good time!
Halloween Captions for Food or Drink
If you are having a Halloween party, no doubt you will want to amp it up with Halloween themed foods and drinks. These additional Halloween captions will add just the festive flair your food and drink tables need!
Pick your poison.
Candy? Dandy. But wine? So fine!
Give me candy. Or maybe a shot of brandy.
Happy Hallo-wine
Bone Appetit
Eat, drink, and be scary
Have a fang-tasting time!
Here for the boos.
How about some boos with that booze?
Boos or booze? You choose!
Care for a bite?
Come in for a bite!
Witch Sayings
There are so many more Halloween witch quotes you can use in your Halloween decor than just “boil, boil, toil and trouble.” These funny witch sayings would make perfect Halloween party quotes for a ladies only Halloween party. They would also be great letter board quotes for Halloween.
You say witch likes it’s a bad thing
A wee bit wicked
Resting witch face
If the broom fits
If the shoe fits
Drink up, witches!
Where my witches at?
Witching you a happy Halloween!
Get your witchy on
Witch, please.
Just your basic witch
I can drive a stick with the best of ’em
A witch lives here with her little monsters
Just a bunch of hocus pocus
I’m 100% THAT witch
Don’t drink and fly
Free broom rides
Bow Down Witches
Witch better have my candy
What’s a witch without her ghoul friends?
My broom is bigger than yours
Don’t make me flip my witch switch
Hello, my pretty
Hex Nah
Don’t hex my vibe
Queen of the Halloween scene
Ghost Sayings
You can’t help but smile over some of the cute ghost sayings!
Ghouls just wanna have fun
Where my ghouls at?
I’m here for the boos
Squad Ghouls
Fa-boo-lous
I’m here for the boos
Have more boos
Boo yah!
Halloween – a night of fools & ghouls
I ain’t afraid of no ghost!
What day is it? It’s Boosday!
Halloween – a night of ghoulish routine
Ghosts make the best hosts!
Just an ole’ school ghoul
Ghoul school
Over the boo-sheet
Enough of the boo-sheet
Cute Pumpkin Quotes and Jack O Lantern Quotes
These pumpkin quotes would make great pumpkin carving quotes. A simple display of this Halloween wording near your jack o lanterns would be so fun!
Let’s give ’em pumpkin to talk about
Let’s get smashed
Time to carve out some fun!
Ready to spice things up!
Hey there, pumpkin!
Trick or Treat Quotes
These trick or treat sayings will kick up the trick or treating fun! Display one of these trick or treat quotes on a chalkboard or sign on your porch.
Welcome! You found the fright place!
Wicked sweet tooth
No tricks. Just treats.
Trick or treat yo’ self
Here for the candy
That candy bowl is the way to my soul
24/7 patrol on this candy bowl
Share my candy? Hex nah
On these porches I haunt for the candy I want
Monster mash and candy stash
Other Funny Halloween Catch Phrases
These random Halloween wishes might be just what you are looking for! Some are witty. Some are funny. Some are kid-friendly Halloween slogans.
Creep it real
Just creepin’ it real
Wicked wild Halloween
Just scary on about your business
Halloween queen
Let’s get Halloweird
Be creepy with me
Monster Mash
Watch it, boo. I’ll put a spell on you.
The moon made me do it.
Bad to the bone
Killin’ it
This Skeleton Crew Says Boo!
How about we brew up some trouble?
Come boo with my crew!
Boo you!
You scream. I scream. We all scream at Halloween.
Welcome to our web.
Perfect night for a fright
The scare is real
Spooky Halloween Quotes
For those of you who are more into the creepy than the funny, here are a few spooky Halloween quotes for you!
Time to go to sleep and forget how the ghosts do creep
With each new jaunt, the ghosts will haunt
All these things unseen – the truth of Halloween.
On Halloween, those witches sing.
While we sleep, the witches sweep
While the witches sweep, the monsters creep
While we sleep, the monsters creep
While monsters peep, the children weep
With brooms they flaunt, it’s you they want.
While the witches vaunt, the ghosts will haunt
Be aware of the terror there
Do you care that the witches stare?
Do you scare by the witch’s glare?
In the air, terror will flare.
Be aware of the witch’s snare
Black cat attack
These happy Halloween wishes will add a little fun to your upcoming Halloween party! Whether you are looking for Halloween captions for memes, Halloween sayings for cards, Halloween party quotes, or Halloween slogans for letter boards, one of these funny Halloween sayings is bound to work! They are all pretty fa-boo-lous!
Amy is a wife, mom, teacher, and content creator/owner of Planted in Arkansas. She loves creating recipes, travel plans, party ideas, and outfits. And she believes in celebrating all things - big and small.
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