The Best Funny Drinking Sayings for Coffee or Cocktails

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Whether you are here for funny coffee quotes or witty bar quotes, we have the best funny drinking sayings for your letter board signs. These short drinking quotes include funny coffee sayings, funny cocktail quotes, funny beer quotes, champagne puns, and funny wine sayings.

drinking sayings letter board sign for beer that says "power in cocktail hour"

I just love the word play involved in party planning. Styling my letter boards for parties is one of my favorite parts of the process. In fact, you might already be familiar with my other letter board posts:

You might be styling your letter board or chalkboard signs for a cocktail party or simply for your own home decor style. Either way…we’ve got you covered on “funny” drinking sayings!

Funny Coffee Quotes

These funny coffee quotes will make a statement on a letter board styled near a coffee station in your kitchen. Also, if you like funny coffee quotes, you might also like my free printable coffee gift tags. One of these days, I am going to explore some super duper new coffee makers, but more now, I still have a very simple coffee set up at home. Even so, occasionally I like to cutesy things up with a fun coffee letter board and fun mugs on a display.

I like big mugs and I cannot lie
Some like it hot
I need a double shot of whatever my kids are on
I’m sorry for what I said before coffee
My two favorite food groups: caffeine and sugar
I pretend coffee helps. Honestly, I’m still kind of a witch.
Espresso yourself
Coffee before talkee
No coffee, no workee
A hug in a mug
But first, coffee
Life is brew-tiful
Have a brew-tiful day
Too much day, not enough latte
My day starts with cuddles and caffeine

"I like big mugs and I cannot lie" coffee letter board for funny drinking quotes for coffee bar

Before we move on to the next section, let me point out that while I do promote a cute drink area, I don’t promote over-drinking or abusing alcohol. Decorate and drink responsibly, friends!

Funny Wine Sayings

Who doesn’t love a good wine saying? The sayings in this section not only make good wine sayings but many of them also work as champagne puns.

Wine o’clock
It’s 5:00 somewhere
You, me and Rosé. We’re all here to stay.
Sip Sip Hooray

Sip Happens wine or drinking sayings on letter board

Always time for a glass of wine
Living on cloud wine
I don’t give a sip
The best hour of the day is a happy one
Wine not?
Rewine me.
Mommy’s wine out
Old and mellow – like a fine wine
Sip happens
There is always time to taste the wine.
Wine a little. Laugh a lot.
Hit me, baby, one more wine
Sip me, baby, one more time
Drinking wine & feeling fine
Corks are for quitters
Let’s get fizzical. (Champagne pun)
Pop the bubbly. (Champagne pun)
Bubbly bubbly boop (Champagne pun)

Funny Beer Quotes

I can’t say I’ve ever sat around brainstorming beer quotes and exploring the interwebs to find them before. I still had fun brainstorming some quotes. If you need fun beer sayings for your event, here you are!

Beer me up, Scotty
I drink whatever ales me
Beauty. It’s in the eye of the beer holder
Beer is the answer
Wish you were beer
Whatever it is, beer is the answer
B.F.F. (Beer Friends Forever)
It’s beer o’clock
All you really need is beer and a dog
Save water. Drink beer

funny drinking quotes letter board sign - "I drink whatever ales me" with drink in front

Funny Cocktail Quotes – Funny Drinking Sayings

These funny cocktail quotes can be used for a variety of party signs or memes. A large variety of cocktails fall under these general funny alcohol quotes.

My favorite drink is the next one
Toes in the sand, cocktail in hand
But what good story didn’t start with a cocktail?
My favorite juice comes in a cocktail glass
Drinks well with others
It’s beginning to look a lot like cocktails
Call me old fashioned
Take life one sip at a time
No working during drinking hours
If you’re going to be salty, at least bring tequila
Need a little tequila for that salt?
Patio drinker
Porch drinker
Driveway drinker
Drink drank drunk
I like it dirty
The dirtier the better
Coffee in the morning, cocktail in the evening
Maybe liquor won’t solve all the problems. Still worth a shot
Blame it all the booze (Garth Brooks)
My best relationships are on the rocks
There is power in cocktail hour
Liquid sunshine
Bottoms up
It’s cocktail thirty
Alcohol you later
Day drinking
Respect the buzz
Less thinky, more drinky
She believed she could, but she got tipsy so she couldn’t

Fun Drinking Slogans for Tea

Let me give you the tea.
Give me all the tea.
Spilleth the tea.

I hope you enjoy these short drinking quotes and drinking slogans! These funny drinking sayings are concise enough to fit perfectly on your letter boards, chalkboards, or Instagram captions.