Is there any surprise I would make a post on funny cooking quotes? I mean this post brings together all the things I love – cooking, letter boards, and funny puns! I hope you find the perfect funny food captions for your own letter boards, chalkboards, or memes! Whether you are looking for bakery puns, quotes about appetizers, ice cream lover quotes, bbq puns, or general cooking quotes or kitchen quotes, this post has you covered!
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I have divided this post into sections funny kitchen puns based on types of food or meals. When you find the perfect cooking quote on this post, be sure to check out my other seasonal and themed letter board posts.
I’ve rounded up some of my favorite kitchen letter boards. If you are looking to add to your letter board collections, check these out.
This magnetic letter board for the fridge couldn’t be more perfect for kitchen letter board quotes!
This farmhouse style letter boardhas a little easel stand which would make it perfect for standing in the corner of your counters (provided you have 20 or so inches between the counter and the upper cabinets). Plus, the letter board comes with colorful letters. Can’t go wrong with a little color!
This next one is a little smaller so it would be best for shorter cooking quotes, but…gosh…I’m a sucker for a good hexagon! Plus, this hexagon letter board is a double-sided letter board with it’s own little stand. Also, it comes with a storage pouch for the letters.
And if you are looking for a true kitchen letter board that wouldn’t give you much flexibility for moving to other rooms but is absolutely darling…check out this letter board cutting board!
Cute Fruit Sayings
In addition to these funny fruit quotes, I also have some other funny fruit sayings over on the Valentine Slogans post linked above.
Let’s get naked
Sweet on the inside
It’s all peachy
Easy peasy. Lemon squeezy.
Squeeze the day
You’re kiwing me, Smalls
When life gives you lemons, throw them at someone
Lookin’ all pine
Funny Cooking Quotes
These funny food captions would look awesome on your kitchen letter board. Change up the food caption ideas and keep your kitchen interesting and quirky! What guest wouldn’t smile when walking into your kitchen and seeing some cute cooking quotes!
Some of these quotes are fun appetizers quotes. Elevate your next gathering with one or two appetizer quotes on letter boards or chalkboards.
I’m so eggcited and I just can’t hide it (also featured in my Easter quotes post)
It’s a little chili in here tonight
Worth every penne
I see you smellin’ (pun from the I See You Lookin’ song)
Cool beans (could also be used for a coffee station)
Lil’ bit salty
Don’t be salty
Go ahead. Butter me up.
Aww shucks.
Corn bred
Lettuce celebrate
When it doubt, add more pepper
My hass is fine
It’s all pretty gouda
Cut the cheese, please
Let’s get crackin
Crack me up
You say tomato. I say Bloody Mary.
Bakery Puns and Baking Quotes
These bakery puns are so fun – whether you actually have a commercial bakery or are simply the baker of the house! Be sure to check the dessert section below for more bakery puns!
Bakers gonna bake
Bake the world a better place
Leav-en the world a better place
Did you know you can buy (make) a birthday cake any time? You don’t have to wait once a year! Who knew?
It’s okay to lick the bowl. Mama said
Scoop, there it is
Oh, crepe
An apron is just a cape on backwards
Bake me happy
They see me rollin’. They hatin’.
I have a passion for not cooking
Whip it real good
Whisk it real good
Just loafin’ around
Ice Cream Lover Quotes
For all the ice cream crazy folks out there, enjoy these ice cream lover quotes. Ice cream lovers quotes can be used year round or you might prefer to use them as seasonal letter board decor for summer.
With ice cream, anything is popsicle
Life is like ice cream – enjoy it before it melts
You are the sprinkles to my ice cream
Why go for one scoop when you can have two?
When in doubt, just eat ice cream
Just eat ice cream first and then worry about it
I scream for ice cream
I scream. You scream. We all scream for ice cream!
Start the day with coffee. End with ice cream.
Be cool. Eat ice cream.
Have an ice dream
Mission for today: eating ice cream and living the the dream
Funny Quotes About Dessert
Here, you have some food caption ideas for dessert. Many of these you have probably seen around before. Some are oldies but goodies that are often found printed on kitchen towels or signs in gift shops. I love funny donut quotes or just a good quote about dessert, in general! This dessert section also has bakery puns, of course…because…sugar!
Nothing is impopsicle
Donut judge me
Donut disturb
Donut worry
Dessert first
You take the cake
Tough cookies don’t crumble
Lots of goodies for my foodies
Happiness is dessert before dinner
Dessert first? Not the worst
Fitness? I’m fit’ness whole cookie in my mouth
It’s someone’s birthday somewhere
Oh, sweet!
Feeling cinnamental
Give me all the sugar
Sweet tooth? Try sweet teeth
Sassy Smoking Meat and BBQ Puns
Okay, so out of context, some of the following BBQ puns or meat smoking quotes might seem a little risque. But isn’t that why they are so fun?! In a kitchen or on display on a back porch with the aroma of smoked meat in the air, these quotes about barbecue or meat will make perfect sassy sense!
Every butt loves a rub
I like my butt rubbed and my pork pulled
I’d smoke that
I like it meaty
Let’s meet and east some meat
Rub it down and heat it up
You like my meat?
One Smoking Hot Grill Master
I like pig butts and I cannot lie
Just chilling and grilling
Beer and Barbecue
Barbecue stain on my white t-shirt (line from a Tim McGraw song)
Grills love me
Mind if I smoke?
Grillers gonna grill
Backyard bar and grill for a laid-back sit and chill
Funny Dinner Quotes
These funny dinner quotes will make funny food captions for Instagram posts or just to post on your own kitchen letter board. Can we ever really get enough funny food captions? Some of these are home cooking quotes while others could be fun kitchen quotes for any kitchen – regardless of how much cooking actually occurs! Some of these also make cheeky quotes about appetizers.
That first bite was tight
Hangry. Always so hangry.
What the fork is for dinner?
Let’s get forked up
Phones down. Forks up.
Winner winner chicken dinner
My favorite thing to make for dinner is reservations
Reservations. Always on my weekly meal prep
Hold steady and eat some spaghetti
Please. Romaine calm
Alexa. Feed these children
But I just fed you yesterday
Miso hungry
Dinner again? We just cooked yesterday
So for dinner…cereal or cereal?
I enjoy long walks to the fridge
Share my food? I’m not into that
Just eat it. K?
Fries before guys
Food people are the best people
You are my supper hero
You are my souper hero
If there’s a problem, lettuce know. Yo, I’ll solve it
Today’s menu: take it or leave it
Your opinion? Not in my recipe
Boss of the sauce
Talk gravy to me
It’s all gravy
Seasoned with love
Spiced with sass
Never trust a skinny chef
Fork you
Take a dip (fun for chips and dips or meals served with gravy)
Life is like a tortilla. Add your own flavor and roll with it.
Que-so… What’s for dinner?
Cute Snack Quotes
Now, I have just a few snack quotes to add a little humor to your display board. I will add more snack quotes as I think of them.
Had a little snaccident
Mom, can I have a snack?
No, you cannot have a snack
Nom nom nom
Snack attack
All up in my feelings in this fridge
Well, there you have it, foodie friends! Like with my other quotes posts, I will update this funny cooking quotes post from time to time as I come across new funny food captions or think of new funny cooking quotes on my own. Kitchen quotes on changeable letter boards are so much fun!
Amy is a wife, mom, teacher, and content creator/owner of Planted in Arkansas. She loves creating recipes, travel plans, party ideas, and outfits. And she believes in celebrating all things - big and small.
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