Well, it took me a long time. But, as promised, I have finally gathered and pondered funny dog mom quotes for letter boards to go along with my huge letter board puns collection here on the blog!
I don’t know if it was all those Mark Twain dog quotes or what, but people love a good dog quote! And was he wrong? The more I learn about people, the more I’m all about my dog, too!
Now that I am a dog mom once again – to the most adorable bichon frise puppy – I am much more in touch with all things dog.
Dog Mom Quotes and Dog Dad Quotes
For all the dog moms out there, here’s a little section of dog mom life quotes for you! Enjoy these fun dog mom quotes. And, to be fair, I also have dog dad quotes! (Since the majority of my reader base is female, I geared the title toward the ladies.)
Dog hair, don’t care
Dog mom
Dog dad
Mother of Dogs
Father of Dogs
Sorry. My dog and I have plans.
Dogs before dudes
Dogs before divas
Dream Job: Stay at Home Dog Mom
Dream Job: Stay at Home Dog Dad
I just want all the dogs
All I need is coffee and my dog
I just want to be a stay at home dog mom
Fur mama
Fur papa
Being a dog mom is pretty pawesome
Dad dog life is pretty pawesome
Dog mom life isn’t ruff at all
Dog dad life isn’t ruff at all
Dog mom life is ruffer than you think
Dog dad life is ruffer than you think
Peace. Love. Dogs.
This dog mom belongs to…(name of dog here)
This dog dad belongs to…(name of dog here)
Dog mother, wine lover
Dog father, winter lover
Dog mother, coffee lover
Dog father, coffee lover
I am the Dogfather
One Pawlished Mama
One Pawlished Pop
Mama to one pawesome pooch
Dad to one pawesome pooch
All I need is my doggos and some tacos
Life is short. Spoil the dog.
My dog is pawsitively perfect
My mom is a total pupparazzi
More Short Dog Quotes for Letter Boards
Here is a huge list of short dog quotes, perfect for fitting on your dog letter boards or signs.
If there is a puddle, yo I’ll find it (based off the song lyric by Vanilla Ice)
All lick, no bite
All bark, no bite
It’s going to be a dog-gone good day!
Always on crumb patrol
Less talkin’, more walkin’
Dine and dash kind of guy (gal)
Sun’s out, tongue’s out
Life is ruffer than you might think
Yes, indeed, life is ruff.
Bone appetit
Go on. Unleash the beast.
Bone-ified crumb expert
Pretty pawesome
Pawesitive vibes only
Can’t nobody tail me nothin’ (Based off the Old Town Road lyrics by Lil Nas X and Billy Ray Cyrus)
Eat. Sleep. Treat. Repeat.
Play all day
Are you ready to go for a walk yet or what?
‘Sup, dawg?
Pawsitively perfect
Paw-ssionate about treats
So what if I nap a lot? Mind your bizz
If you see me napping, mind your bizz
May I interest you in some slobber soup?
Bad to the bone
Claw-portunities
Always looking for more claw-portunities
Pawdon my swag
Will do tricks for treats
There better be some treats after this
Life is pretty claw-some these days
That’s a no from me, dawg.
Haute dawg. Haute dawg. Haute diggity dawg. (Note: you will need to make sure you have six “a” letters, four “t” letters, and five “g” letters to pull this one off!)
Hot dog. Hot dog. Hot diggity dog! (Cute for hot summer months!)
Brrrr. I’m a chili dog!
Dog days of summer
Who let the dogs out? (song lyric quote by Baha Men)
Let’s raise the woof! (twist on song lyric quote by Uncle Luke)
Woof it down
Can we just paws a minute?
I don’t always bark at night. But when I do, it’s for no good reason.
This world is dog gone crazy
Dog gone cute
Poochin’ ain’t easy
I don’t always chew up dirty socks. But when I do, it’s because it’s because I chewed up the hamper first.
Disclosure: I still live with my parents
I like big bones and I cannot lie
I like bit mutts and I cannot lie
Talk to the paw
Dogs just want to have fun
Home is where the dogs are
A little fur never hurt nobody
Fur don’t hurt
Feeling a little howlee and a wee bit growlee
I beg your pawdon?
My doggo and a glass of merlot
My advice? Poop on it and move along.
Dog hair goes with everything. Follow me for more style tips.
Add a little dog hair to the aesthetic. Follow me for more interior design tips.
100% Pushy Pooch
Fearless and fur-ocious
It’s all so fur fetched.
Every bite you take, I’ll be watching you
This place is pawsh
It’s a pawsh life
More wine, less whine
Cocktails and wagging tails
Here for the movies and pupcorn
Dig in and lap up life
Funny Dog Mom Quotes by Breed
Over time, this list will grow as I think out more clever wording or stumble across more dog breed puns. This first quote about the Bichon was created just for my little Mac Mac!
Not Your Basic Bichon
Everything is Golden
My Westie is the bestie
Westies are the besties
Ain’t nothin’ but a hound dog (Song lyric quote by Elvis Presley)
Such a mal-tease!
Not overweight. Just a little husky.
Pardon my Frenchie
This place has the whole kit and capoodle
We have poodles of fun here
Living the pug life
Pugs and Kisses
You and me? We’ll always be in the same p’aussie
My pup is labr-adorable
I love my wiener
Welcome to dalmation nation
Around here, we have poodles of fun!
Don’t stop retreiving
Dog Birthday Quotes
These dog birthday quotes are just what your little pup pup needs to celebrate his birthday!
Paw-ty time!
Paw-ty animal!
Enjoy your birthday paw-ty!
Paw-sh Paw-ty Pup
Go, doggie. It’s your birthday!
It’s my birthday, mother puppers!
Happy fur-thday!
Hope your birthday is pawsitively perfect!
Dog Valentine Puns
When February comes around, you need to acknowledge who your real Valentine is, right? Choose one or two of these fun dog Valentine puns! Of course, some of these are perfectly fine to use year round.
My Valentine is Pawsitively Amazing!
Who needs Cupid? I’ve got my Pooch-id!
I love you. But I love my dog more.
Howl you like to be mine?
Howl you like to be my Valentine?
I’d love the paw-pportunity to be your Valentine
I’d love the claw-pportunity to be you Valentine
Your a pawesome Valentine
Puppy love is the best love
Oh, how I woof you!
Do you nose how much I love you?
I lick you a lot, Valentine
Can you tail I love you?
It howl’d to be you
Dog Christmas Quotes
If you are anything like me, you love a good holiday pun! Merge your love of holiday puns and dog mom quotes together for some humorous dog Christmas quotes! I had the best time going through my short Christmas sayings for letter boards post and modifying some of the quotes into Christmas dog quotes! Hey, we all get our adrenaline kicks one way or another!
Feliz naughty dog
Feliz Navidog
It’s beginning to look a lot like Christmas crumbs
Oh, you thought I gave a fa la la la la?
Go tail it on the mountain
Happy howlidays
Barking spirits bright
Proud member of the naughty list
Here comes Santa Paws
Always furry, sometimes festive
Furry and festive
Sloppy kisses and warm wishes
A little furry, a little frosty, always fine
Hallmark and Hooch
Jingle tails, jingle tails
Naughty but cute
Rescue Dogs Quotes
For all the rescue dog mom and dads out there, I put together some rescue dogs quotes!
Life is just nicer with a built-in buddy
To all my future dog mates, I’m out here searching for ya!
I needed a hand. I found your paw.
You made my house a home
Thanks for rescuing me
Proud pet parent
Happy gotcha day
What do you mean I’m adopted?
Howl did I ever live without you?
I’m so fur-tanate to be loved by you!
Rescued and rowdy
Rescued. Loved. Happy.
Rescue. Love. Repeat.
It’s a dog’s life. Cherish it.
Proud Doggo Dad Since (insert year)
Proud Mutt Mama Since (insert year)
Proud Pup Parent Since (insert year)
Rescue Mom
Rescue Dad
This relationship is destined for pawesomeness
A bone-ified family are we
Family fur-ever
We are the ulti-mutt family
You and me – pawsitively perfect
How sweet it is to be loved by you (song lyric quote by James Taylor)
Every game you play. Every night you stay. I’ll be watching you. (song lyric quote by The Police)
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