If you are considering retirement party themes, you will likely want to consider some cake sayings for retirement, retirement invitation quotes, and retirement letter boards or signs.
I’ve had the pleasure of helping with lots of teacher retirement parties in my day and attending plenty of other retirement parties for friends and family. One of my favorite parts of planning retirement parties is the opportunity to get all punny and think up funny cake sayings for retirement and invites. And, of course, there have to be a few funny letter boards and signs!
General Letter Board or Cake Sayings for Retirement
You can use this set of sayings for boss retirement quotes, friend retirement quotes, retirement quotes for doctors, police retirement quotes – quotes for anyone from any profession!
Obviously, the retirement sayings on cakes must be short. And the same really goes for letter boards, though you do have a little room for length depending on the style of letter board you are working with. However, Etsy and Amazon have lots of cute retirement cake sayings on picks or toppers. You can even have some custom made.
Enjoy your permanent weekend
Enjoy your permanent vacation
Retirement mode = on
You’ll never retire from being the best!
Retired but not expired
World’s longest coffee break
Enjoy your long coffee break
Life begins at retirement
You’re being promoted to one of the best titles in life!
Enjoy this time your hard work has earned you
Congrats on advancing a level
Every day is now Saturday
Wishing you an infinite time of doing your favorite things
Endless weekend
Retired but still young at heart
Nope. Not my problem anymore!
Retired. Not my problem.
It’s 5:00 everywhere
Cheers to the golden years
A sweet ending to a new beginning
Invest in rest.
Bye bye tension, hello pension
Retirement – the one thing that is not overrated
My alarm clock is busted – forever
I just leveled up into the retirement club
Bye bye work hours. This next chapter is ours.
Bye bye work days. It’s time for a new phase.
Goodbye work days. I’ll remember you always.
Teachers Retirement Quotes
We all knew I was going to be adding a special section of specific teachers retirement quotes, didn’t we? (And it would be totally a lie if I told you I wasn’t counting down to my own teacher retirement! Eleven years, baby!)
Retired teacher. Just like a regular teacher but more rested and less grumpy.
Unstressed. Refreshed. Retired.
Miss the classroom? Yeah, right.
My husband (wife) is my only student now
Thank you for wearing your teaching cape all these years
Lesson plan? Oh, I thought you said nap plan.
Trading in that curriculum map for an afternoon nap
No more counting down the days till summer break.
No more summer countdown when every month is break
Words to remove from my vocab: rigor and rationale
Time for a retirement plan, not a lesson plan
Out with the lessons plans, in with the retirement plans
Recess has begun #retired
Permanently on recess duty
School’s out for-evah
From the classroom to the campsite
Beaching not teaching
Bloom where you are planted
Prepare to be schooled on retirement bliss
Straight outta students
Too cool for school #retired
Bye bye teacher life, hello retirement
All teached out. #retired
Bye bye teacher tears, hello leisure years
I came. I taught. I go.
The impact of a good teacher can never be removed
I go with my classroom memories in my heart
Goodbye teacher days. I’ll remember you always.
All play. No teach.
Sunday scaries no more. #retired
No more always dragging to Fridays
You came. You planted. You bloomed. Happy retirement.
Check the Other Puns for Letter Boards at Planted in Arkansas
If you’ve been around, you now I like a good pun! Just check out my giant collection of fun letter board puns!
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